Here is a list of historical figures I would like to stab (either in the course of a knife fight or by surprise attack):
1) Lizzy Borden
2)Suleiman the Magnificent (in the turban)
3)Gutenberg (carve M in his back)
4) Taft (twice in the gut)
5)Gustavus Adolphus (for being the scourge of Rome with a Latin NAME!!!!)
