Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Stabables of Yore

Here is a list of historical figures I would like to stab (either in the course of a knife fight or by surprise attack):
1) Lizzy Borden

2)Suleiman the Magnificent (in the turban)

3)Gutenberg (carve M in his back)

4) Taft (twice in the gut)

5)Gustavus Adolphus (for being the scourge of Rome with a Latin NAME!!!!)

1 comment:

  1. I'll regret asking but is there any rhyme or reason to these choices?