It has occurred to me that I haven't focused enough on my contributions to mental manliness. I have some video gaming to return to shortly, so this post will be brief yet potent.
Emotions are psychic farts; the indigestion that happens when you chow down on too many experiences at once and don't know how to deal with them.
"But Mlyno," my impatient blade brothers will say, "aren't you always mad at stuff?"
To which I say:
"Shut your fucking face, you insolent shit!"
"I WILL STAB YOU!"
"I am not emotional, I am enthusiastic!"
I do have a lot of regular farts, though.