Sunday, May 29, 2011

Great Men Rise and Fall like Mighty Timber

I heard of a true hero's death. Macho Man Randy Savage, a king among men, died in the kingliest of ways the other day - while driving his Jeep Wrangler. My devoted readers know of my fondness for this masterpiece machine, and can probably imagine that my glorious parting from this world will somehow involve it. My love and respect for the Macho Man were deep before, but they are deeper now!

As homage to this great man, to this Alpha spirit,  I will eat only Slim Jims for the next two weeks (ok maybe a Hot Pocket here or there, and I will certainly wash it all back with some Dew). I prey to the spirit powers that I too will be shuttled to the other-side while driving my baby!  

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